thaumivore:

cuties hangin out in their pajamas uwu

lotrlockedwhovian:

“I don’t take my shirt off and run around on a beach.” 

florabon:

Neither Cecil nor Steve like Town Meetings all that much.

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner

Marilyn Monroe photographed by Sam Shaw in a deleted scene from The Seven Year Itch (1955)

Marilyn Monroe photographed by Sam Shaw in a deleted scene from The Seven Year Itch (1955)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

karkatsaysfuck:

etceteraface:

rycbar123-4:

So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.

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I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.

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Then I remove the Styrofoam…

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The fuck?

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A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER

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LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS

Are you Luna Lovegood

Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs

"Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges."
— potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)

Last movies watched: Transcendence, Noah

Currently reading: Queen of the damned by Anne Rice

Other:
Still can't believe it.